Friday May 24

18 Game NFL Schedule

The NFL owners are expected to approve a deal to expand the schedule to 18 games in 2012. I'm only happy if this means less preseason. Watching preseason is like eating a McRibb. It makes you feel good as a man, because you're ordering ribs.

But then you realize its just a burger in the shape of ribs, with crappy McDonald's BBQ sauce. Then you start thinking about who has the sad job at the McDonald's factory of shaping burgers into ribs. Then you examine your financial situation that has you eating fast food BBQ on a daily basis.

This metaphor got lost somewhere in there and went off course. But the point is, preseason sucks.



Picture Of The Day


The Arizona Wildcats team does NOT regret the decision to play a football game wearing their PJs.

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