Wednesday May 22

Roddick Loses At Grand Slam

http://www.cbssports.com/tennis/story/13575198/jankovic-retires-with-back-injury-at-wimbledon?tag=headlines;other

How to be an American tennis beat writer... Take text "______________ loses at Grand Slam". Copy into word document. Replace blank line with names of all American men. Your work is done within the first week of the tournament, and you can hang out in English pubs the rest of the time and write about the greatness of Roger Federer.

This strategy also works for anyone writing a bio of Andy Roddick, just copy and paste 4 times a year, and done.



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