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Refs Give "Step Brothers" Two Thumbs Down After Official Review
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Gruden's Prized QB Collection Almost Complete With eBay Bid For Favre
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USA Basketball Team May Try "This Defense Thing The Rest Of The World Talks About"
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ESPN Employees Stunned To Learn There Are Football Players Other Than Brett Favre
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Michael Phelps Finally Arrives In Beijing After Cross-Pacific Swim
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Steve Smith Suspended For Only 90% Effort In Punch Of Teammate
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Refs Give "Step Brothers" Two Thumbs Down After Official Review

(AP Photo)Originally critics thought Step Brothers to be one of the better Will Ferrall comedies to come out in a long time, mainly due to the fact that it was not based on a wacky sports concept such as Talledega Nights, Semi-Pro, or that one with Napoleon Dynomite about ice skating. But it recently came under review by officials after Andy Reid threw his red challenge flag after watching the film this weekend. "It really wasn't that good," said Reid after leaving the theater. "It's just the same old shtick Farrell always does. These critics need to take a closer look at it, from multiple angles, and then make the right call on whether this is a good film or not."

Referees then announced to the world they would be reviewing the film, as Reid was challenging the fact that the film was not called a "steaming pile of reptile shit" in any published review. They then went behind a giant camera to view the movie in slow motion, just to make sure they hadn't missed anything. Watching the 2 hour movie in such slow motion stretched it out to a staggering 19 hours, and made all dialogue in the film unintelligible. They also ordered extra unused camera angles from the studio to make sure they didn't miss any funny things that may have been out of frame. Read More...

Gruden's Prized QB Collection Almost Complete With eBay Bid For Favre
(AP Photo)Jon Gruden sat at his home computer with a smile on his face as he clicked reload and watched the minutes tick down on his bid for Brett Favre on eBay. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach had been watching the auction for weeks, when Favre was listed by the Green Bay Packers for the starting bid of 1 dollar. Towards the beginning of the auction, it looked like either PackinHard4Life or Wisconsinprincess6969 would land Favre after a brutal bidding war. But once the price went about 70 bucks, neither could stay in the race. That was when Gruden put in his bid of $14 million in hopes of adding the superstar to his prized quarterback collection. Read More...

USA Basketball Team May Try "This Defense Thing The Rest Of The World Talks About"
(AP Photo)LeBron James said at a press conference today from Beijing that the Men's basketball team is going to attempt "that whole defense thing everyone in the world keeps talking about". Defense, a tactic commonly used in European and World basketball, is where players attempt to actually stop the other team from scoring instead of waiting at the other end of the court for a fast break or making celebratory hand gestures for half the shot clock after getting a basket. Read More...



For some reason the United States Ninja Team caused a lot of controversey when they arrived in Mexico...


Could Colt Brennan really be a good NFL QB?

 Maybe, I'll need to see what he can do against the Pats 4th stringers first...
 Of course he could, he just outgunned the Sorg!
 Yes, all those pineapples he ate in Hawaii were good for the eyes

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